The server lives once more! I’ll be fixing some stuff up soon!
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing.
22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britain.
1 + 1 = 3 (for very large values of one).
Example:
You have three seats (one “row” of seats on a bus/plane/boat/etc.). Each seat is of average dimesnions for said method of transportation.
When presented with two persons to occupy seats, and each person having dimenssions in gross excess of the “average” width, the number of persons that can occupy the three seats is reduced by one (or more) to two (or less).
This is not a slam against people with weight issues, but rather an exhibit displaying a flaw in our current understanding of math.
The Guinness Book of World Records holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries.
Charles Chaplain once won third place in a Charles Chaplain look-alike contest.
This is who we are . Life is wonderful, just open your eyes to it.
> You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
> You’re beautiful, it’s true.
> I saw you face in a crowded place,
> And I don’t know what to do,
> ‘Cause I’ll never be with you.
> Yeah, she caught my eye,
> As we walked on by.
> She could see from my face that I was,
> Fucking high,
> And I don’t think that I’ll see her again,
> But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
> You’re beautiful, it’s true.
> There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
> When she thought up that I should be with you.
> But it’s time to face the truth,
> I will never be with you.
It’s a good song by an artist who has caught my attention recently. It reminds me of London, a lot.
I’ve got a firm opinion these days that I’ve been in love, romantically, with nearly everyone I’ve met that at least meets basic compatibilities. It’s only when I realize that we cannot work that I finally give up and face the facts. That never subtracts from your beauty though.
Relativity is one of my favorite episodes of Voyager, and my favorite starship.
Einstein pioneered a theory of this title.
It’s how everything is. If one person smears unsealed toner on their face, they don’t feel out of place if everyone does it. That must be why I have toner on my face. Damn, who’d of thought I’d have done this?
Birthdays generally suck, but this one struck a happy chord. Happy birthday, my love, Lisa.
My problems seem shallow compared to the way the were, but ti’s all quite relative.