I finished World Geography today. It was so incredibly easy. Literally, I finished both World History and World Geography in two weeks, minus the delivery time for the tests. Something has finally gone right for me.
I need to watch Battlestar…
I spent the evening with a bowl of ramen and some unsatisfactory television.
The ramen made me think of Europe and how Audrey made fun of me for not being able to eat it. I’ll get even someday (not that I endorse revenge!).
Stargate was terrible this evening. Vala isn’t back yet (I fear that I will never see her again) and I don’t like that aliens taking of the world again. It’s been done, many times. Please, let’s have something new. I like the new False Gods. Wait, I actually just like proclaiming people as False Gods. It’s fun.
I am irked by the Tayla shakes her head when she is trying to sense a Wraith. That’s annoying me a lot actually. I keep seeing the word ‘sex’imprinted on the screen, and we all should know that’s it’s true. Thinking about Wraith is like sex, but better. The poor Wraith girl was just different. I felt badly for her and at one point I told them to stop shooting her. Yes, it’s quite pathetic that I talk to characters in an imaginary world, but I have no friends. It’s actually not unlike Ellia’s situation. She’s different. I’m different. It’s hard to be different.
It’s hard not dealing without communication and I’m just not fit for it. My parents told me they don’t want me being Buddhist. To their dismay and my pleasure, I informed them that I have no intention of doing so. Hopefully that will end the comments about my stupid tips from Buddha (I was actually Just testing an upgrade to the posting system), and the snide remarks at parties. It’s not a huge blow, seeing as how I was already trying to do what they suggest in a way. Besides, I don’t feel like I could have handled those outfits. Various people tried to insult me today, but I was just too worn out to care. I’ve already realized your hate, so please, don’t waste your time.
I finished all my work, that is homework and studying. I’ll be ready for the World Geography final tomorrow. I sent my europe paper off too, though I’m not sure I like it. I feel fat too, and my sister agrees. I need to stop eating lunch and dinner so closely together. Maybe I should just stop eating altogether! This post title reminds me of a song that hasn’t been written; I should write it down.
I feel really bad that I’ve gone through a talked about this. I need just step off and end this. Oh yea, and I have another ear infection (though not as bad as coming back from Europe), so if I don’t act as if I can hear you, I probably can’t. Unless of course you’re a jerk, then I don’t want to hear you nor am I able to.
You know you’ve spent too long in Massachusetts when/if/…
The best part is, I understand every single one of them.
* You think crosswalks are for wimps
* You think if someone is nice to you that they either want something, or they are from out of town and lost
* You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in five seconds
* You’re amazed when traveling out of town that people at McDonalds actually speak English
* You think it’s not actually tailgating unless you’re touching the bumper of the car in front of you
* You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can
* The transportation system is known as the “T”
* You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house
* Subway is a fast food place
* There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house
* When people talk about “The Curse Of The Bambino”, you know what they’re talking about, and believe it, too (well, at least you USED to)
* You believe using your turn signals gives away your plan to the enemy
* If you stay on the same road long enough, it eventually has three different names.
* Someone has honked at you because you didn’t peel out the second the light turned green
* You have honked at someone because they didn’t peel out the second the light turned green
* All the potholes just add to the excitement of driving.
* Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only of you want to.
* You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, Gloucester, and Cotuit
* You have never been to the Cheers bar
* You’ve slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater.
* You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round
* You know at least three Tony’s, one Vinnie, and a Frank
* Paranoia sets in when you can’t see an ATM or CVS
* You’ve pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left
* You know what a “regular coffee” is
* You can navigate a rotary without a problem
* You have been to Fenway Park
* You feel the rest of the world needs to drive more like you
* You know what a frappe is
* You never say “Cape Cod”; you say “the cape”
* You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day
* You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn’t flip you off when you cut them off or steal their parking space
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
“Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.